March 2012
5 posts
This week we bring you the etymology of various names, spells, places and things in the wizarding world. It’s an educational lesson in Greek and Latin, in Norse mythology and English geography, so sit up straight and listen, sonnie!
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Wordz
“Dumbi VS Voldi” by Fresh Dumbledore
“Viva la Voldemort” by the 8th Horcrux
“APWBD” by the Remus Lupins
“Teenage Werewolf” by the Remus Lupins
“Hey Remus” by the Whomping Willows **
“House of Black Christmas” by the House of Black
“Black Family Anthem” by the Parselmouths
“The Black Family Tree” by Tonks and the Aurors **
“Felix Felicis” by the House of Black
“Accio Love” by Ministry of Magic **
“Broomsticks and Apparations” by Fawkes
“Expelliarmus Kid” by Peeved
“It’s a Slytherin World!” by Draco and the Malfoys
“Draco” by RiddleTM
“Draco Malfoy” by Swish and Flick
“Snape vs. Snape” by Ministry of Magic **
“Hey! Mr. Ollivander” by RiddleTM
“Secret Keeper” by Blue and Bronze
“My Baby” by Ministry of Magic **
“Bonjour Fleur” by the Hermione Crookshanks Experience
“Chez Fleur” by Romilda Vane and the Chocolate Cauldrons
“Bridge to the Other Side” by Oliver Boyd & the Remembralls
“Hedwig’s Jam” by the Weasel King
“Tarantellegra” by Xenophilius
“Mean Mr. Filch/Lavender Brown/She Died in an Upstairs Bathroom” by Gred and Forge **
“The Mirror of Erised” by Stephanie and the Quaffles
If you can’t tell why certain bands have ** asterisks next to them you need to read our earlier posts!
Sadly, Claire is not with us this week as she has a nasty cold. Covering for her place will be Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts!! lol jk we wish. This week we bring you all our favorite songs about magical creatures in the Potterverse, as well as a few of the wizards who had particular attachments to them. We have Newt Scamander’s Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them on hand, so we’ve read excerpts from some of our favorite animals’ entries. From Acromantulas to Unicorns, Grindelows to Pixies, Nifflers to Trolls, from Owls to Thestrals—we’ve got you covered! Like the saying goes… Hagrid the giant has a posse. A posse of dangerous but awesome critters.
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Season 5 - Episode 6 - Care of Magical Creatures 2
“Animals That Have Left Me” by the Mudbloods
“Help Me Hagrid” by Justin Finch-Fletchley and the Sugar Quills
“Accio Hagrid” by Harry and the Potters
“Follow the Spiders” by Harry and the Potters
“Eulogy for Aragog” by the Mudbloods
“Aragog Tonight” by Bella’s Love
“ARAGOG” by 25 Hour Unicorn Diner
“Hippogriffs Deserve to Die” by Draco and the Malfoys
“Freedom is Only a Hippogriff Away” by the Mudbloods
“Flight of the Hippogriff” by Danny Dementor
“Dobby” by Draco and the Malfoys
“S.P.E.W.” by Harry and the Potters
“Two House Elves” by Harry Potter and the Magic of Music
“House Elf” by Dreary Inferi
“Evanesco Dobby” by Ministry of Magic
“Grindelow’s Garden” by Draco and the Malfoys
“Pixie Funk” by Blibbering Humdingers
“Sniffle My Niffle” by the Nifflers
“Basilisk and the Halloween Feast” by the Seven Potters
“I Believe in Nargles” by the Whomping Willows
“Underwater” by the Giant Squidstravaganza
“On Thestral We Ride” Hermione Crook
“Thestrals in Heat” by DM
“Thestrals” by RiddleTM
“Trollin’ for Love” by Justin Finch-Fletchley and the Sugar Quills
“Troll in the Dungeons” by Stephanie and the Quaffles
“Snowy Owl” by Harry and the Potters
“Owl Post Strike” by the Owl Post and the Mudbloods
“Fluffy” by Harry and the Potters
“Fred and George” by Harry and the Potters
“The Real Story of Aberforth’s Goat” by the First Task is Dragons
“Expecto Patronum” by the Remus Lupins
This magazine contains the article Sara wrote, to which the Emergency Wizard Kit refers!